El Dante Corner content:
1. Parody Advice corner:
- The peanut butter in the fridge isn't in the fridge! I think it's been kidnapped by the Jellies! What do I do?!
- I have this song called "Oh My Dayum" from those auto-tune people The Gregory Brothers STUCK in my head! I can't stop screaming "DAYYUUUUM" & it's driving everyone around me crazy! What do?!
- Mai mom sais i well nevur bcom an English Writer; halp mi pruv hur wrung.
TRANSLATION: My mom says I will never become an English Writer. Help me prove her wrong.
2. Theological sayings.
For others:
3. End of the year comes soon.
4. Good vacation spots.
5. New years resolve?
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